I feel like when I went through my post-college crisis, most people (discounting my family, Katie, and Eric) were like, “Ok, cool, can’t deal with this, talk to you in a year,” and now that everyone else is going through their post-college crises, they’re like, “Oh my gosh, not being in college is hard.”
Uh, yeah. Good luck figuring that out by yourself. And you don’t even have a killer eating disorder, a boyfriend that chose NOW to break up with you, or an economy that crashed on the exact day that you graduated. See you in 2011, jerk.