Days I wish I was half Persian or Lebanese: All of them.
Days I wish I was half Asian: All of them.
Days I wish I was one-half Persian or Lebanese and one-half Asian: All of the days!!!
Unfortunately, freckles do not count as dark skin and obscene intelligence does not make me Asian. I’ve not yet decided on a reproductive future, but I have already committed to birthing only beautiful, ethnic babies.
Last night, Dan, some friends, and I watched American Psycho. I cried. I prefer upbeat films (and soundtracks) such as My Best Friend’s Wedding. Mulan is also a great movie. Goodnight!
